Once upon a time there were three girls named Rita, Tammy, and Laura. They liked to read and write and tell funny jokes and waste time on Facebook.

One fine day they decided to go on a picnic in the park. They packed their bags and left their houses. It was hard going because they brought a lot of heavy supplies witth them. They couldn't even fit all of it into Tammy's VAN because it was just way too much. Luckily, they had also brought little MAN Issac, KIDS, and Laura's flying CARPET with them as well as a HOBBIT named BILBO BAGGINS and LEONARD NIMOY as well.

Eventually, with teamwork and several trips, the made it to Alphabet Park where they saw a. . .

JUMP ROPE, swings, some FISH, and all sorts of other cool stuff. They were arguing about what to do first. Rita wanted to go swimming. Tammy wanted to relax. And Laura just had no idea what in the world she wanted to do.

All of a sudden, out of nowhere, their friend Katie-Marie showed up and organized a game of Tag, You're It. Then...

the HOBBIT Bilbo Baggins fell into the water! Being the heroic sort and since he had been wanting to swim, Rita jumped in to save the Hafling because as we all know, Hobbits can't swim.

When they came back on shore, Leonard Nimoy began singing his illogical song, "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins." This of course, required the KIDS to join in and they danced around in circles while the girls just stared at them. When they finally finished, LEONARD NIMOY turned to them and said. . .

Why are you staring don't you like the song? They just shook their heads and went to the picnic table where the EGG sandwich were and began to eat. The kids and LEONARD NIMOY turned and ask if they were going to share. The girls were about to hand over some sandwiches when ROBOTS began attacking the Park...

First they went after the APPLES and ORANGES then the TV, followed by the NUTS and BOLTS holding the playground equipment together! All of a sudden, the turned on the KIDS. Poor little MAN Isaac was so scared he tried to hide in the SAND, but the ROBOTS found him there. So he tried again to hide, this time he grabbed the QUILTED BLANKET and the PARROT and hid under the magic CARPET.

He thought "For sure they won't find me here." But of course they did. And then Katie- Marie and the KIDS...

found the courage and took the JUMP ROPE, made a hoop and trapped one of the ROBOTS.The KIDS ran to the table and found a few APPLES left and began throwing them at the ROBOTS. The HOBBIT ran up to the ROBOT since he was so short an tripped him with the JUMP ROPE. LEONARD NIMOY ran up behind the last ROBOT and put some NUTS in his back flap and short circuited the ROBOTS. Finally all the ROBOTS were destroyed and they went back to their picnic...